About this book
What if saving a few pennies turns your own household into a nest of cheerful smugglers?
In The Cheerful Smugglers, Ellis Parker Butler brings a private tariff into an ordinary family home. The household has its own rules, and its members find ways to slip things past them. Small savings become tempting prizes. What begins as a domestic arrangement gives everyone a reason to scheme, dodge and test how far those rules can stretch.
Butler builds his gentle satire around everyday American life, where each family member has habits, hopes and opinions. A plan made in one room must survive the people in the next. As small schemes grow larger than anyone intends, the fun lies in the gap between keeping order and keeping a few pennies. The stakes stay domestic, and the mood stays light.
What you’ll discover
- A tariff at home Discover the comic possibilities of a family that brings customs rules into its own household.
- Small savings, bigger schemes Follow the odd lengths people go to when a few pennies seem worth the trouble.
- Family plans under pressure Watch private schemes meet the competing habits and opinions of others in the family.
- Gentle mischief throughout Enjoy small rule-breaking and ordinary troubles without the weight of dark, serious drama.
- Everyday life, another time Find period flavor in shopping, travel and the household response to customs rules.
Who will love it
You will enjoy this if you like domestic farce, quick banter and gentle jokes about marriage, money and politics. It suits listeners who want a cheerful tale full of schemes and young love.
What’s inside
The key ideas, in the 15-minute summary
- A father turns saving into government
- Every purchase becomes an argument
- Kitty finds a way around duty
- Billy tests every possible loophole
- The detective becomes part of the game
- The law catches its own maker
- Rule breaking can express affection
- Money rules reveal who belongs
- People matter more than the tariff
Who’s who
- Tom FenelbyA cheerful, bald, proud young husband who invents the household tariff to pay for his baby son's future college education.
- Laura FenelbyTom's practical wife, who quietly runs the house and manages her husband while believing the tariff will be nice.
- BobbertsThe nine-month-old baby and only Territory of the Commonwealth, who cannot vote but rules every argument with his cries.
- KittyLaura's lively cousin, who arrives with three trunks, a quick tongue and a plan to rescue Laura from the tariff.
- Billy FenelbyTom's younger brother, a former football star and young lawyer who insists he dislikes girls and loves loopholes.
- BridgetThe fierce Irish cook, treated like one of the family, who wants her pay, her peace and no extra work.
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The Cheerful Smugglers
by Ellis Parker Butler · 1908
A father taxes his own household for his baby's college fund, and the houseguests find ways to dodge it.
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“Wherever I am, a young man is a necessity.”
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What happens when a father decides to run his home like a nation? Tom Fenelby looks at the little pottery pig that holds his baby's college money and finds only twenty-three dollars and thirty-eight cents after nine months of saving.
The Cheerful Smugglers at a glance
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- About 1 h 50 min1 h 25 min fast, 2 h 10 min slow
- Length
- 25,800 words
- Library level
- Easy short sentences, plain words
- First published
- 1908by Ellis Parker Butler
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From the 15-minute summary · Key idea 1
A baby's piggy bank inspires a household tariff
The story begins with a small failure. Tom and Laura have dropped pennies into a pottery pig for nine months, hoping to send Bobberts to college. When they count, the pig holds only twenty-three dollars and thirty-eight cents.
Tom is round faced, balding, and very proud of his own brain. His salary is twenty-five hundred dollars a year, and every cent is spent. He cannot set aside a large sum at once. But he could bear a cent here and a cent there. So he proposes an indirect tax, the way a nation raises money without anyone feeling the pinch.
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Butler, Ellis Parker. The Cheerful Smugglers. Library of Alexandria, 2026, libraryofalexandria.com/products/the-cheerful-smugglers.
Butler, E. P. (2026). The cheerful smugglers. Library of Alexandria. https://libraryofalexandria.com/products/the-cheerful-smugglers (Original work published 1908)
Butler, Ellis Parker. The Cheerful Smugglers. Library of Alexandria, 2026. https://libraryofalexandria.com/products/the-cheerful-smugglers.
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What is The Cheerful Smugglers about?
It is a comic novel about a young suburban father who taxes everything entering his house to save for his baby's college. His wife, cook and two houseguests respond with schemes to avoid the duty.
What is the Fenelby Tariff?
It is Tom Fenelby's household tax, ten percent on necessities and thirty percent on luxuries brought into the house. The money goes into a bank for baby Bobberts' education, and a family Congress can change the rules.
Who is Bobberts and why is he called a Territory?
Bobberts is the Fenelbys' nine-month-old son. In Tom's mock government, grown-ups are States with votes, while the baby is a Territory who can speak in debates but cannot vote.
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